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Današnja mladež je beskorisna

Nova generacija klinaca – niškoristi od njih. Em su debeli, em su lijeni, em su debeli (namjerno dvaput), em im fali motivacije, pa dodajmo još manjak kulture i manira… A kad spojimo sve ove vrline i stavimo ih u jednu te istu osobu (aj dobro dvije, još iz to i brat i sestra…) simpl NO COMMENT! (dapače… ohoho komentara imam…)

Izgleda da kod mene sve počinje s jelom… Prije nekih 9 mjeseci, uz lazanje i normalni ručak iz znatiželje onako palo pitanje – “što su aukcije i kako zaraditi na njima?”

Da ne duljim o logistici, stvaranju ideje, koncepta, izvedbe… iza nas je prva uspješna aukcija 🙂

No tu negdje prilikom izvedbe samih aukcija i kad nam je usfalilo osoblja, jedan od partnera predloži da dođu njegovi klinci kao ispomoć. Što bi tu moglo biti loše?

Ideja prihvačena, stvari se odvijaju svojim tijekom, stres, živci na maximumu… Radimo na imageu kuće, odradimo solidan katalog, primamo pohvale i sad stiže na red sam dan aukcija i prezentacija…

Stižu luksuzni kabineti, odijela na nivou, maniri, roll banneri, fino okruženje… Sve izgleda da ide po planu i naravno sad čekamo da stigne to dodatno osoblje… S pola sata zakašnjenja stiže grupica ljudi.

Jedna niska ženica, uredna, simpatična, sve 5. Neki lik onako 45+ godina, uredan, ljubazan, ono idealan za ulazna vrata… i onda dvoje spodoba…

Neki klinac, navodno samo 18 godina, bucmast, odijelo donekle stoji na toj spodobi.. i kosa…  Crvenokos, kosa zadignuta prema gore onako vrišti “look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!”. Stav : “Neda mi se živit”. Jedva se vuče, s noge na nogu… Kad bi ga morao opisati jednom rječju – melankonija.

Beskorisni duo

Uz njega neka ženska spodoba. Kosa s izraslim korjenima, neobojana kako spada. Hlače – jeans s vodoinstalaterskom guzicom. Gore nosi neki top koji na žalost otkriva mješinu od trbuha i sise s dobrim razmakom od 10cm (jesam li možda zaboravio spomenut da je DEBELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA). Opis jednom rjeći – FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUJ.

Osim što mi njih dvoje nikako ne sjedaju, još mi uništavaju image sofisticirane aukcijske kuće.

Neću se uopće osvrniti na situaciju gdje njih dvoje nisu pomogli pri nošenju stvari, niti onu di je crvenokosi zaspao na stolici, niti onu kako je non stop kuko kako ga boli trbuh, niti onu kako sam malu ulovio na facebooku za vrijeme posla, niti na onu da riđokosi nije odradio svoj dio posla na vrijeme jer mu je neko reko “samo da sjedi”…. –.-

Nego idem odmah preskočiti na kraj dana i svega…

Dolazimo kući nakon 2 dana, i par sati sna… Normalno svi pomažemo pri stavljanju stvari u sef, osim debelog goveda!! Ona sjedi u PIDŽAMI, za kompjuterom i drka po facebooku!!! Normalno, uz moje poznato strpljenje – otjeram je da se obuče i da nosi stvari.

Nakon prvog riješenog auta, govedo se opet raspremi, sjedne za komp i u ruci drži piletinu iz KFC-a!!!

hmmmm…. s obzirom da su bila 2 auta puna stvari… meni blago pukne film i otjeram je iz ureda. Šećer na kraju…

Sve unešeno u aute, i jedan od šefova upita – Ko je za pizzu?

Svi umorni, manje više mrmljamo onako okej, da, da… ali evo nje – Visoko ruka u zraku i ozareno – JA ću jednu….

No nije sve toliko loše kako se čini na prvu ruku. Zapravo sve je prošlo u relativno dobrom redu, i evo ispričavam se svima koje sam kompletno ignorirao posljednjih mjeseci jer posla je simpl bilo previše. Također hvala na potpori i razumjevanju jednoj specijalnoj dami, bratu i svima ostalima… bio sam nemoguć (a biti ću i gori) no ajd, otrpili ste me pa možete još 😉

Evo i par slikica…

Blues brothers

Ja i kip... buddies

Daily Digest for May 12th

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admin: An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way. -Charles Bukowski [#]
2:22pm via Twitter
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admin: Damir An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way. -Charles Bukowski.
2:22pm via Facebook
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admin: a new man.. so to speak… [#]
6:00am via Twitter
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admin: Damir a new man.. so to speak…
6:00am via Facebook
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admin published Stanje Uma…
5:53pm via drcypher.com
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admin: Stanje Uma… http://www.drcypher.com/05/stanje-uma/ [#]
5:55pm via Twitter
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admin: Damir Stanje Uma… http://www.drcypher.com/05/stanje-uma/.
5:55pm via Facebook
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admin shared state of mind
6:01pm via Flickr

Daily Digest for April 29th

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admin published Igranje s slikom
6:48pm via drcypher.com
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Playing with images http://toughspirit.com/?p=45 [#]
7:00pm via Twitter
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Damir Playing with images http://toughspirit.com/?p=45.
7:00pm via Facebook
flickr (feed #4)
admin shared 5 photos.
7:33pm via Flickr
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Igranje s slikom: http://www.drcypher.com/04/igranje-s-slikom/ [#]
4:52am via Twitter
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Damir Igranje s slikom: http://www.drcypher.com/04/igranje-s-slikom/.
4:52am via Facebook
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It’s Friday.. again! Damn day comes every 7 days! [#]
7:52am via Twitter
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Damir It’s Friday.. again! Damn day comes every 7 days!
7:52am via Facebook
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dead… tired… and ready to sleep… [#]
4:50pm via Twitter
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Damir dead… tired… and ready to sleep…
4:50pm via Facebook
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PC still down… waiting for service… [#]
7:41am via Twitter
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Damir PC still down… waiting for service…
7:41am via Facebook
twitter (feed #5)
Why are some tech guys so ridicilously – retarded? All I need is a graphic card changed, not the whole damn service!?! No brainer there! [#]
9:25am via Twitter
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Damir Why are some tech guys so ridicilously – retarded? All I need is a graphic card changed, not the whole damn service!?! No brainer there!
9:25am via Facebook

Daily Digest for April 15th

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Good morning beautifull people… [#] 3:08am | via Twitter
facebook (feed #2)
posted an item. 3:08am | via Facebook

Damir Good morning beautifull people…

twitter (feed #5)
I need to clone myself… at least 4 times to make it all work… [#] 8:32am | via Twitter
facebook (feed #2)
posted an item. 8:32am | via Facebook

Damir I need to clone myself… at least 4 times to make it all work…

twitter (feed #5)
Lovely mornin’ to ya all.. [#] 3:04am | via Twitter
facebook (feed #2)
posted an item. 3:13am | via Facebook

Damir Lovely mornin’ to ya all..

twitter (feed #5)
@spoljky good day sir… [#] 8:01am | via Twitter
twitter (feed #5)
soon a proper Pro…. pro of what… well let me see what I am good at! [#] 8:02am | via Twitter
twitter (feed #5)
Damn twitter fb issues… still not working 🙁 [#] 3:40pm | via Twitter
facebook (feed #2)
posted an item. 3:40pm | via Facebook

Damir Damn twitter fb issues… still not working :(.

twitter (feed #5)
time to catch some beauty sleep… 😉 [#] 3:57pm | via Twitter
blog (feed #1)
published Gibbs Rules… 6:49pm | via drcypher.com
facebook (feed #2)
posted an item. 6:57pm | via Facebook

Damir Gibbs Rules… http://www.drcypher.com/04/gibbs-rules/.

twitter (feed #5)
Gibbs Rules… http://www.drcypher.com/04/gibbs-rules/ [#] 6:57pm | via Twitter
facebook (feed #2)
posted an item. 8:24am | via Facebook

Damir Am I the only one working today??

twitter (feed #5)
Am I the only one working today?? [#] 8:24am | via Twitter
twitter (feed #5)
work, gym, headache… great…. [#] 4:19pm | via Twitter
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posted an item. 4:19pm | via Facebook

Damir work, gym, headache… great….

twitter (feed #5)
Happy Easter to all… [#] 5:50am | via Twitter
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posted an item. 5:50am | via Facebook

Damir Happy Easter to all…

facebook (feed #2)
posted an item. 3:41pm | via Facebook

Damir J.C. is BACK!!!

twitter (feed #5)
J.C. is BACK!!! [#] 3:41pm | via Twitter
blog (feed #1)
published Another day… 4:35pm | via drcypher.com
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Another day… http://www.drcypher.com/04/another_day/ [#] 4:44pm | via Twitter
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posted an item. 4:44pm | via Facebook

Damir Another day… http://www.drcypher.com/04/another_day/.

twitter (feed #5)
Bravo ja! Uspio sam razbit figuricu staru 5000 godina! [#] 9:39am | via Twitter
facebook (feed #2)
posted an item. 9:39am | via Facebook

Damir Bravo ja! Uspio sam razbit figuricu staru 5000 godina!

blog (feed #1)
published Crazy Cars 3:11pm | via drcypher.com
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published Not tough enough for me 3:32pm | via drcypher.com
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How to break 5000yrs old figure -Not tough enough for me http://tinyurl.com/dajlmg [#] 3:38pm | via Twitter
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posted an item. 3:38pm | via Facebook

Damir How to break 5000yrs old figure -Not tough enough for me http://tinyurl.com/dajlmg.

flickr (feed #4)
shared sword 5:11pm | via Flickr
facebook (feed #2)
posted an item. 5:33pm | via Facebook

Damir red n black… just the way I like it :).

twitter (feed #5)
red n black… just the way I like it 🙂 [#] 5:33pm | via Twitter
flickr (feed #4)
shared mislilac 5:55pm | via Flickr
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published Ljudski mentalitet 6:14pm | via drcypher.com
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Ljudski mentalitet http://tinyurl.com/clqbey [#] 6:29pm | via Twitter
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posted an item. 6:31pm | via Facebook

Damir Ljudski mentalitet http://www.drcypher.com/04/ljudski-mentalitet/.